The internet is full of things which serve pretty much no purpose whatsoever – given you’re visiting this blog, it’s a safe bet you’ve already worked that out – and one of these is Lists of Great Remakes. Looking at a few of these, one thing that struck me was the fact that at least one of them regularly had the compilers saying ‘We’re not saying this film is better than the original, but…’ – if it’s not at least as good as the first one, it’s probably not a great remake, though I will concede my logic there is not entirely watertight. Another was the number of remakes which are, um, not actually remakes, but new adaptations of the same source material. By this I mean – well, this year’s Batman film isn’t really a remake of the 1989 Batman film, or Batman Begins, or the 1966 film – it’s just a new film based on the same comic strip. In the same way, John Carpenter’s version of The Thing goes back to the original story in ways just not available to the makers of the Hawks/Nyby version.
Taking this (admittedly quite strict) definition of ‘remake’ immediately hacks back the field considerably and reveals that good films based on other original films are fairly thin on the ground – there’s the first The Magnificent Seven (actually, there are a few decent remakes of Kurosawa’s classic original), of course, and The Departed (maybe transferring a story from one culture to another helps, but – fond as I am of it – it doesn’t seem to have helped push Khoon Khoon over the line into the great movie enclosure). On the other hand, there are quite a few ‘stealth’ remakes – most people don’t realise that Scarface was a remake of a film from the 1930s. And similarly eclipsed in the public consciousness is the original version of The Little Shop of Horrors, made in 1960.
It’s probably because the remake is a fairly lavish, polished production, with some great performances and songs, while the original is bordering on Z-movie status, made on a tiny fraction of a pittance in two days on sets left standing by a movie called A Bucket of Blood. Overseeing all of this was Roger Corman, something of whose career trajectory you can perhaps discern if I reveal that by this point he was five years into producing-directing, and this was his twenty-sixth film. (Some of these projects included Viking Women and the Sea Serpent, Teenage Caveman, Attack of the Crab Monsters and She Gods of Shark Reef, which should also give you a sense of just what a key figure he is in the history of the genres which make up so much of this blog.)
At the time, Corman was going through a rather startling career transition and was on the verge of beginning a sequence of Edgar Allen Poe adaptations, mostly starring Vincent Price, which are still well-regarded today. Watching The Little Shop of Horrors today, you do get the sense of talent at work, but perhaps not the kind of talent that might eventually lead to a film like The Masque of the Red Death.
The movie is set in then-contemporary New York, mostly in the florist’s shop of the money-conscious Gravis Mushnick (Mel Welles). Helping out around the place are the sweet Audrey (Jackie Joseph) and the well-meaning but useless Seymour (Jonathan Haze). (Also frequently hanging around is a customer, played by Dick Miller, who’s there mainly because he likes to eat the flowers.) Seymour is on the verge of losing his job, but manages to cling on by telling Mushnick of a new plant he has managed to breed, supposedly the cross-fertilisation of a sunflower and a Venus Flytrap.
The new plant indeed succeeds in luring in the punters, but Seymour is a bit dismayed to learn firstly that it can talk, and secondly that it feeds on blood. There’s only so much a man can be expected to do in this sort of situation, and a despondent Seymour goes out for a walk where he idly accidentally kills someone by causing them to be hit by a train. Still, at least he has the wherewithal to recognise an opportunity when it comes along, and he feeds what’s left of the corpse to the plant, which he has by this point christened Audrey Jr. But the more he feeds it, the more it grows, and sooner or later someone’s going to notice something wrong…
There’s a number of ways you can go with a story like this, and Corman decides to go for black comedy, verging on farce in places – there’s also an element of parody going on, as the detectives investigating the string of disappearances, Joe Fink and Frank Stoolie, are based on Friday and Smith from the TV show Dragnet. Mostly this is pretty frantic, verging on the absurd – it sort of resembles something like an early Mel Brooks film, or something youthful and silly from Woody Allen, admittedly with a big dollop of the macabre mixed into it. You can see why some distributors were a bit worried that the film was anti-Semitic, or at least appeared that way.
These days the film is mostly remembered as the source of the musical version (with no definite article), filmed by Frank Oz in 1986. Its only other point of interest to a normal person, I suspect, is the presence in a small role of Jack Nicholson (only his fourth appearance on film), as a masochistic dental patient named Wilbur Force. Suffice to say this is not the kind of performance to make the unwary observer predict that twelve Oscar nominations lay in Nicholson’s future, but it just goes to show you never can tell. (Anyone coming to this film from the musical may expect the dentist subplot to be more prominent than is actually the case.)
And in the end it’s… well, it’s an extremely low-budget film, made in a hurry just to maximise the return on an investment, apparently filmed rather in the manner of a TV sitcom. But while it looks cheap, it doesn’t feel rushed, exactly – the script (which credited screenwriter Charles B Griffith apparently worked out the plot for with Corman and the actress Sally Kellerman) is solid structurally and often very funny. It’s on the short side, but it feels like it’s as long as it needs to be. Considering what it is, this is actually a quite proficient and entertaining movie.